Homework

My son was like "I got a D in my maths" and I was like "That's really bad" and my wife was like "You need to stop doing his homework."

by buddah | Thursday 7 September 2017 8:43am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Weather Forecast for Chicago

Cloudy with a chance of violence.

by buddah | Tuesday 5 September 2017 10:33am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Eggs

Don't put all your "eggs in one basket" is tough advice to follow when you have only one egg.

by buddah | Monday 7 August 2017 10:53am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Adult

Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you're forgetting.

by buddah | Monday 7 August 2017 10:52am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Fancy Gym

I went to a gym so fancy they called it a James.

by buddah | Monday 7 August 2017 10:51am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Yawn

A yawn is just a silent scream for donuts.

by buddah | Monday 7 August 2017 10:51am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Level of Husband

Made it to that level of husband where I'm only getting 3 things at the store, but my wife still gives me a list.

by buddah | Monday 7 August 2017 10:50am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Coupon

Forgot to use a coupon my wife gave me. So now, I have to hide it like it's a dead body.

by buddah | Monday 7 August 2017 10:49am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Married

90% of being married is just shouting "What?" from various rooms.

by buddah | Monday 7 August 2017 10:49am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Raul

Raul is one of those names where each letter sounds like it's trying to be in charge.

by buddah | Sunday 9 July 2017 7:06am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

It's an Order

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