Old

I'm not old. I'm chronologically gifted

by buddah | Monday 22 May 2017 6:59am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Flowers

At my age flowers scare me.

by buddah | Monday 22 May 2017 6:59am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Be Yourself

Always be yourself. Unless you can be quiet. Then be that.

by buddah | Monday 22 May 2017 6:58am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Coffee

Coffee makes some people crabby, like my co-worker when I took a sip of his.

by buddah | Sunday 14 May 2017 8:02am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Distracted Driving

To avoid a distracted driving ticket, always keep your hands on the wheel and text with your feet.

by buddah | Sunday 14 May 2017 8:01am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Anger Management Coach

My anger management coach is mad at me.

by buddah | Monday 8 May 2017 7:19am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Question for Your Doctor

Ask your doctor if a drug with 19 pages of side effects is right for you.

by buddah | Monday 8 May 2017 7:18am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Stopping at Two

Stop at two is the best advice for having kids and having drinks.

by buddah | Monday 8 May 2017 7:17am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Plastic Surgery

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.

by buddah | Monday 8 May 2017 7:16am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

Arguing with Wife

I won a fight with my wife once. We were arguing about how dumb I was.

by buddah | Monday 8 May 2017 7:15am | Clear Firezone | permalink | 0 comments

It's an Order

Enjoy the day.

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